"I'm so bored I wish someone, maybe you, could kidnap me so I could go on an adventure. But for now I created this website."
"I get awkward, I'm always awkward. Too awkward to be normal, is this even awkward?"
"See here's the thing. I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day."
"For all the reasons, I usually zone out in long conversations. So basically, maybe... wait, what were we talking about?"
"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."